Eleven Doctors Adventures

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Unfortunately, uni has returned and sucked out my free time, so that marks a (hopefully temporary) end to the daily updates for a while. I will still update when I have the time to write scripts and do a photoshoot (and when the dog isn’t sleeping in the middle of my stage), but they won’t be to any sort of schedule anymore.

I’ll see you guys again when I next have more episodes of Eleven Doctors Adventures!

Lugia- Lugiaaaaaaaaaa!
4- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

While Four and Eight were elsewhere bugging Eleven, One came to talk to Seven.
1- Alright young man, your time-out is over. You can come down now.
7- Thanks, but I’d rather stay up here for a while.
1- It isn’t much of a time-out if you like it.
7- Well, I didn’t want to get involved in all the fighting, anyway. I was just trying to end it and got a bit carried away.
1- Are you waxing philosophical up there?
7- A bit, yes.
1- Well stop it. I can’t stand philosophical rubbish.
7- All the more reason to stay here for a little longer. I’m also trying to avoid Four and Eight. They’re rather insistant on talking to me.
1- I’ll take care of them. A good bopping on the head should teach them.
7- I think Four will attract his own punishment, but thanks for the thought, One.

8- You’re back with Eight and Four News! We’re with Nine!
4- This is your giant bird, is it?
9- Yep, this is Lugia.
4- I was expecting it to be more… impressive.
8- Four, why do you always taunt the giant animals?
9- I could always tell it to Aeroblast him… but I’m not sure it’d listen. I mean, it won’t even tell me if its a he, a her, or something else!
8- Hey, Lugia? Did you think Four was rude just now?
Lugia- Luu!
4- I’m not sure I like where this is going.
8- And do you think Four needs a lesson taught to him?
Lugia- Luu!
4- No, I don’t! Stop answering him!
8- Well, why don’t you?
Lugia- Luuuugiaaa!
4- ThishasbeenFourandEightNews, joinusnexttime AHHHHHHH!

8- This is Eight and Four News, back with Seven!
7- What are you two doing back here?
4- We’re finishing our interview! We are Four and Eight News!
8- Eight and Four News.
7- Well, I still don’t want to talk to you.
8- You are allowed to leave now. One’s lifted the time-out.
7- Don’t care. I was meditating.
4- Since when do you meditate?
7- Since it provided a good excuse.
8- Well, will you at least tell us how you got here, if you won’t show us?
7- I arrived by giant cup.
8- You arrived by giant cup?
7- No, of course I didn’t, that’s absurd.
4- Well, that’s it for today with Four and Eight News! Come back tomorrow when we talk to Nine!

8- This is Eight and Four News, and we’re with Three and his ‘giant trolley’.
4- Where did you find such a large shopping trolley? And one so covered in dust?
3- Well, I’ve cleaned it up as best I could. I did say I’d take the first available transport I saw, and then I happened to see this on its way to the junkyard. Not my first choice, but I did promise the TARDIS, so I couldn’t pull out.
4- Why is there a little rhinocerous pulling it?
3- Halfway here, the engine broke down.
8- The… engine?
3- I couldn’t get it moving, and I couldn’t turn back, so this little fellow turned up and offered to help.
8- I’m still confused on how there was an engine in a shopping trolley.
4- What’s the rhino’s name?
3- I believe he called himself Nashorn, which isn’t very imaginative if you ask me. I mean, in Germany, he’d be laughed at.
4- Obviously!
8- But… engine!?
4- And thank you for joining us today for Four and Eight News! Tomorrow, we talk to Seven!
8- Engine?

8- You’re back with Eight and Four News, and today we’re catching up with Two to investigate his TARDIS’s chosen disguise!
4- It looks rather suspiciously like a waterbottle, if you ask me.
2- It is not a waterbottle, it is a rocketship! And because you’ve insulted it, I’m not letting you in.
8- I thought you said it was your transformed TARDIS?
2- Well, yes, it is.
8- So I didn’t really want to go in, anyway. I already know what it looks like.
2- Oh.
4- That’s it for today with Four and Eight News! Tomorrow, Three! How does one pilot a “giant trolley” anyway?

11- Four and Eight, this is Starlight Thunder!
S.T.- Yo, Time Lords.
8- Eleven, is that a Giant Magical Sparkly Unicorn?
S.T.- I prefer just Unicorn, thank you very much. I’m not a robot and I don’t do rainbows. And I don’t sparkle.
11- She owed me a favour after I saved her planet, so I asked her if I could get a lift after I couldn’t meet up with the wagon!
4- Those glasses don’t look like they work.
11- I wouldn’t mock her; She doesn’t like that.
8- I’d say whatever she does to Four, he deserves it.
4- Well, Eight, I think One might be letting the others out of their time outs by now! Why don’t we go back to them?
8- If you insist.
4- Thank you for joining us on Four and Eight News! Tomorrow, we catch up with Two!

8- Welcome back to Eight and Four News, where we’re with the Eleventh Doctor, also known as Eleven!
11- I also quite like the name ‘Matt’.
4- By the way, we have a message from Ten. He wanted us to tell you “Die, Smith”.
11- Aw, did you have to? You’ve gone and ruined my day now! And it was going so well after One dragged everyone off my back! And I mean that literally. They were all on my back.
8- Sorry, Eleven. I’m having trouble keeping Four in line.
4- You don’t need to keep me in line, I’m being perfectly well behaved.
8- Now, Eleven, could you tell us how you arrived here today, seeing as I understood we’d planned to take my wagon together?
11- Oh, yes, about that, I had a little problem with my TARDIS… She refused to go to the right time, ended up inadvertantly saving the world twice before I realised she didn’t want to meet up with you, so I had to call in a favour with a friend.
4- Another animal friend, I take it? A giant one?
11- How’d you know?
4- A rather predictable pattern. Also, Ten told us.
11- Right, should’ve guessed that. Well! I’ll introduce you to her, shall I? Come along, me!

8- This is your transportation?
4- I can’t say I’m too surprised your Barcelonian dog stowed away if you were riding another canine.
10- Be careful, Flash here is a Rottweiler as well as gigantic. She doesn’t take kindly to insults.
Flash- Grrrrrrrr.
8- Noted. So, was Flash your first choice of transportation?
10- Well, not really. I was going to ride a giant kangaroo, but apparently they don’t like people trying to climb into their pouches and call for the cassowaries and the emus to attack you if you try to climb on their backs. They’re formidable enough on their own, but I didn’t want one of those birds to kill me and for there to be two Elevens here.
4- Oh yes, Nine wanted us to give you a message while we were here.
10- Let me guess, “Die, Tennant”?
4- That’s it.
10- I knew it. He never liked me. I suppose I didn’t help by silently taunting him the whole time we first met.
8- Well, that’s it for our interview with Ten! Tomorrow on Eight and Four News, we talk to our newest incarnation (who is present, that is), Eleven!
10- Could you tell him “Die, Smith” for me?
4- We’ll pass it on.
10- Much obliged.